Of All Things.

Once upon a time, there was a fat bunny. His name was Pumpernickel. Pumpernickel loved carrots. Pumpernickel ate too many carrots. That was why he was fat. Pumpernickel the Fat Bunny lived out his life, eating too many carrots and being happier for it, and then he died.
The End.
Don't you wish that you could live as simple a life as Pumpernickel? I must confess that sometimes, I do. But then I realize, if that was all that happened in my life, eating too much of my favorite foods and being happy, wouldn't that life be boring? I mean, think about it. Think about a book. What is it that makes up a book? Yes, I know words, smart-aleck. ;) But it is conflict. If you don't have any conflict, than you have a suckumentary. Life is like books that way.
So, Barack Obama was voted president a couple of days ago. Now, I shall take this opportunity to horribly OFFEND some of my readers. I was totally rallying for McCain. >dodges flying debris< YES, IT IS TRUE!!! But I mostly did it for Sarah Palin. I must confess, that I reallyreallyreallyREALLY like her. I hope that she runs for president next time so that I can vote for her. But anyhoo, Barack Obama. I cannot like him. And I know that this will be taken as a racist comment even though I really couldn't care less whether he was black or white, but he looks rather like a monkey. I mean, look at him! His ears are what do it. They stick out just enough, and they are roundish. Thus, a monkey. But otherwise, I cannot make myself care about him. In truth, I can't abide politics. Do you? Maybe. But I just want president-elect Obama to GO AWAY. Along with all the other stupid, self-important people who are into the political scene. Just fade into the background and do your job, instead of worrying about dumb things and worrying ME about things I presently do not need to worry about. There.
There was something else I was going to write about. Let me think. Ah. I love this song. It is 'I'm Kissing You'. I haven't heard it in forever, actually. But it is so pretty. This is going to sound *SO* stupid, but hey, what are blogs for? Anyway, (grr.) I feel like I am ready to fall in love. There. I said it. it is probably my liking for such songs as 'I'm Kissing You' that do it. But, nevertheless(spelling?), that is how I feel. Lame, huh? If I have/had any male readers, they are probably gagging now. Heck, I would be. Alright, on to the next subject.
My feet are freezing. Oh no. Dinnertime. >sigh<. I must go. Farewell, my loves. Know that I love thee, despite all that part us, etc. :D